What is with this here Nancy lady?

Well its time here for your weekly Fatima rant (Don't hold me too that). If you know anything about me, it's 5 things:

1. I hate it when people spell my name with that weirdo P-H stuff

2. I break open my coconuts, which I get from my Aunt Lucy in Hawaii, with a pick ax

3. I'm very proud of my cousin Alvin who went to Junior College

4. I love to read Charleena Purcell 

5. I hate it when people touch my arteefacts in my here museum

Well this here lady who calls herself Nancy keeps walking around my store in circles, talkin' to herself. Then she goes around all touching my stuff and I absolutely don't like that. She says that she's going on this treasure hunt to find the treasure of Jake Hurley or something. I know that out here in the boonies there is some wacko people and all but this is taking it to a new extreme...

Well she is now askin' me to let her go touchin' my fancy Jake Hurley chest. The only way I'm letting her go and do that if she here lets me go and meet Charleena Purcell. She's on this old train with her (adds to my crazy theory). Ooh, maybe she'll give me one those fancy auto-graphs. 

 I reckon that if she don't do that for me, then I'll be reallll mad with her.

Oh yeah, I struck a deal with another person I know to come and write a blog post next week. They ended up knowing who Nancy is too... she must get around alot. Comment who you think they are or who you want me to try and get.

-Fatima